Dear Christianity,
I’ve been on this path since December 2007.
I wasn’t trying to die and get into heaven.
Heaven is here and so is hell.
What will happen each day, time do tell.
You give me the creeps about creepin’
I even think twice about clubbin’
I hate to say it but this Christian path is so narrow
That I can’t even stretch out my elbow.
Why do we have so many religion?
Isn’t a good and bad side enough for a legion?
No sex before marriage…
At least I was married before I had the baby carriage.
No wine?
But sometimes…it tastes so ‘divine’!
I don’t give my tenth,
But I do give plenty of time…
To those who are lost
or in need of information–at no cost.
You mean I can’t read my horoscope?
Or even read about Chinese New Year?
I am telling you this Christianity can be so intimidating.
I looked around church folks today.
Some were falling out, some were screaming in tongues.
I was one of them.
I screamed “Breakthrough. Hallelujah. Breakthrough.”
For now, I am through with Christianity.
For now, I am back to regular ‘ol me.
The bible…let’s not get started.
I don’t even know if I will ever finish reading it.
Amen!
Adios!
